Jan 1 → Oct 22, 2026 · unofficial
Monad
Wrapped
2026
Hey Monad. We need to talk about your year. 💜
An affectionate roast, powered by real numbers from your own posts. Swipe up. Tap things. Don't tell Keone.
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Your year in posting
You hit “post” a total of
times.
That’s about 1.3 posts a day, every day, for 295 days. Of those, 126 were quote posts. You really love quoting your friends.
Counts original + quote posts, Jan 1 – Oct 21 (replies & plain reposts not counted). Source: X API pull of @monad, Oct 22.
The people
followers.
And you follow 251 accounts. That’s roughly 4,500 followers per follow.
If you replied to each follower personally at 1 per second, you’d be done in 13 days. (Monad could probably index it faster.)
Followers/following read from x.com/monad on Oct 22, 2026. 1,140,018 ÷ 251 ≈ 4,542. Joke math: 1,140,018 s ≈ 13.2 days.
Chart #1
Your posting
by month
Tap a bar. February & March tied for busiest: 51 posts each.
Likes snapshot Oct 22. October covers Oct 1–21 only. April’s likes spike = two 5,000-like posts. Spoiler for a later slide.
Chart #2
You are a
9-to-5er
Only 23 of 387 posts went out on a weekend. Peak hours: 10 & 11 AM ET (67 posts each). The chain never sleeps. The social media manager does.
Posts by hour, America/New_York
Busiest single day: Oct 6 (Open) with 7 posts.
Chart #3
Your top posts
by likes
Tap a bar for details and the receipt.
The two most-liked posts of your year: an image with no caption and a sad purple puppy. They’re separated by 3 likes.
Likes as of Oct 22, 2026.
How many times did you say “blazing fast” in 2026?
Slide to guess. Be honest. We’re all thinking it.
We searched all 387 of @monad’s non-reply 2026 posts for “blazing”: 0 hits. “fast” appears in 8. Replies were not searched.
Your signature move
You posted just
“gmonad”
11 times.
One word. No context. 10,972 likes combined. Best one: 1,654 (Apr 29). Latest: Oct 21.
0 gmonads sent (just you, in your browser)
Tap the button. Practice makes perfect.
15 posts contain “gmonad” in total; 11 are the bare word (Apr 8 → Oct 21). Likes snapshot Oct 22.
Your longest-running bit
“Monad is only
3 months old btw”
You said this 6 times, once a month, like a subscription. Drag to scrub through time.
Mainnet went live Nov 24, 2025 (CoinDesk). The last “months old” post we found is month 8 (Jul 24). On Aug 31 you posted: “9 months, 60 million blocks, 100% uptime.”
Catchphrase + cryptic teasers
And three times you posted a redacted riddle
Teasers: Jan 12, Apr 23, Sep 17 (original posts). Tap “decrypt”: we kept only the words that survived the redaction.
The Cards saga 💳
Remember
Monad Cards?
Time moves differently on a fast chain.
Cards live at cards.monad.xyz (soulbound, per third-party coverage). Two years became four years in 63 days. Be gentle with time, Monad.
Chart #4 · Character development
Your TVL
glow-up
January: a screenshot. April: ALL CAPS about 400 million. September: ALL CAPS about one billion. Growth is a personality.
Points are the figures in @monad’s own posts: ~$255M (Jan 2 DeFiLlama screenshot), $400M (Apr 4), $1B (Sep 9). Monad’s Sep 30 blog: $1.01B+ DeFi TVL. Network stats, not price or advice.
Your patience
vs. Monad
Block time went 400ms → 300ms on Jul 23 (MIP-12). The next stop is 100ms. How long can you wait?
*100ms blocks are Cadence’s target (demoed on a small test network at Open, Oct 6), not live on mainnet. Finality 800ms → 600ms with MIP-12. Blocks = floor(patience ÷ block time). Source: Monad July 2026 highlights.
The hackathon & event era
You threw a lot
of parties
Tap a card to flip it.
Sources: @monad posts; Monad Foundation July & Sep 2026 blogs; Monad’s LinkedIn Open recap.
Okay, the actual tech flexes
The receipts
All figures as stated by Monad Foundation (monthly highlights blogs / @monad posts). Not financial advice.
Every. Single. Thing.
The 2026 lineup
A month-by-month tour of launches, integrations and “welcome to Monad” posts. You ship like it’s a hobby.
Dates = date of @monad’s post (or event). Abridged: we merged repeats and skipped some “welcome to Monad” posts. Not exhaustive, not endorsements.
Form #1
Which Monad
project are you?
Nothing leaves your device. It’s a parody quiz; any resemblance to a real roadmap is coincidental.
Your Wrapped awards 🏆
And the
winners are…
All counts from X post metrics on Oct 22, 2026. Impressions are X’s own “impression_count”.
Form #2
Your turn.
Roast or predict.
Write a 2027 prediction or a loving roast of Monad. We’ll turn it into a card. It never leaves this page.
Certified by nobody
That’s a wrap
387 posts.
11 gmonads.
0 blazing fasts.
Our verdict: you ship at a pace that makes the rest of us feel like we’re on dial-up. We say this with love. 💜
Go see the real thing. This was a joke. The 1.14M followers are real.